Voice of Utah

Don't you hate it when that crazy little thing called work gets in the way of the important stuff, like blogging? No time to encapsulate the thoughts buzzing around one's head into actual sentences, so one has to rely on visual aids . . .

As a reader of local newspapers, of course, the most persistent buzz is the Mittster, the big hunter who fears only dirty diapers, the guy accused by John McCain of changing his position in "even numbered years."

One thing that Mitt can claim consistency on, however, is Guantanamo, a subject dear to the heart of our own Jim Matheson.


"Heck, yes, I'm concerned about Guantanamo," Romney said recently. "Concerned that it's too small! It may be decades before all the people in there die! How are we going to fit all the new ones in?"


"What kind of wuss would vote for such a wimpy internment camp?" Romney said.

Matheson--served! It's on! Stay tuned for . . . the Wrath of Jim . . .